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Indians and rebirth [too good]
 
They do not believe in discipline and push their way through the line.'

The Lord said, 'Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.'

Satan answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.' Satan returned to the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?'

Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there.'

Satan says, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.'

After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, 'I'm back. Now what was the question?'

Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?'

Satan says, 'Man I don't believe this .. Hold on.'

This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes. He returned and said, "
I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. These Indians are trying to install air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in by putting out the fire, which is there to keep them uncomfortably hot!! Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a telephone and IT connection between heaven and hell between ME and GOD. They have started a socal network service for the troubled and believe in Karma and are good in convincing others.
 
 
 
 
 

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  • awww look at that poor baby satan complain...little does he know that there aint no place in the universe where you can't find the Indians..;p)...n..btw..nice prank played by Archangel Gabriel...I think satan didn't get the humour n fell for the booby trap...;p)

  • Lol...Thank you...

  • Dear Sohinbin, we have the same joke applied to Cubans!It is a bit different, since instead of chai tea we have Cuban coffee, and our customs are different, but just as bad!

    Now, here is a Cuban joke that can not be exchanged with any other nationality.

    Fidel Castro dies and goes to Heaven, and San Pedro looks in his books and can not find him there, therefore he send him to Hell. As he arrives he is welcom with open arms by Satan, who has been waiting for him for a long time, and he bids him entrance into Hell, but then Fidel remembers that he left his bags in Heaven, so he wants to go back for them, therefore Satan requests that two little devils go for them, instead of him having to return to Heaven.

    Now, the two little devils arrive in Heaven, but it is lunch time and Saint Peter has closed the Pearly Gates for lunch, so thye delivered as to what to do and decided to climb the wall and get the bags, themselves, and there were two little angels sitting quietly inside and having their lunch, when one of them tells the other: Look! Castro has only b een in  Hell for five minutes and we are already getting refugees!...1938917924?profile=original

  • Thats very clever of the person who wrote this. And as you say, we must all learn to laugh at ourselves. Thank you for this post. Love and Blessings to all, Melodie

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